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    Akshay kumar upcoming movie|GOLD OFFICAL TEASER

    Gold is an upcoming 2018 Indian Hindi-language historical sports drama film directed by Reema Kagti and produced by Ritesh Sidhwani and Farhan Akhtar under the Excel Entertainment banner. It stars Akshay Kumar, Mouni Roy, Kunal Kapoor, Vineet Kumar Singh, Amit Sadh, Sunny Kaushal. It is a fictional story set on the backdrop of true incidents […]

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    Marriage certificate

    A wife to her husband: – Honey, what are you doing? – I’m reading our marriage certificate – What for? – I’m looking for the expiry date………

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    My first day entering in a court

    Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order, Order!!” I was so excited, So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” I am now locked up in a dark room. I am sure they will bring my order […]

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    Are we raising our kids to be adult babies.

    Let them fall. And, do not cushion their fall. Also, let them get up on their own. Only when they fall, will they get up. Let them learn things on their own.
    Stop feeling guilty. For things we can’t provide them. We are the parents, not super humans or Gods. Make kids understand our limitations.

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    How to Become Politician

    नेता का बेटा अपने पिता से बोला, “पापा मुझे भी राजनीति में आना हैं, मुझे कुछ टिप्स दो।” नेता: बेटा, राजनीति के तीन कठोर नियम होते हैं। “चलो पहला नियम समझाता हूँ”, यह कहकर नेता जी ने बेटे को छत पर भेज दिया और ख़ुद नीचे आकर खड़े हो गए। नेता जी: छत से नीचे […]

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    True Story

    पड़ोस में सत्यनारायण कथा की आरती हो रही थी। आरती की थाली मेरे सामने आने पर, मैंने अपनी जेब में से छाँट कर कटा फटा दस रूपये का नोट कोई देखे नहीं, ऐसे डाला। वहाँ अत्याधिक ठसा-ठस भीड़ थी। मेरे कंधे पर ठीक पीछे वाली आंटी ने थपकी मार कर मेरी ओर 2000 रूपये का […]

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    Santa-banta

    एक बार एक आदमी सड़क किनारे बैठ कर बीड़ी पी रहा था, तभी वहां संता आता है और उस आदमी से कहता है, “भाई, नशा करना छोड़ दो और मेरे साथ चलो मै तुम्हे दिखाता हूँ ज़िन्दगी कितनी खूबसूरत है!” उस आदमी ने बीड़ी फेंक दी और संता के पीछे चल दिया! थोड़ी और आगे […]

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    Anti Romeo Impact

    Application To Take Wife Out For Anniverasy Dinner To, The SHO Police Thana Hazartganz Lucknow Respected Sir, I am a common man of this country, I have been married for 24 years and my 25th anniversary is coming up shortly. I had planned to take my wife out for a special anniversary dinner, all these […]

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    Young Wife

    A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalised. When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, “Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to […]

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    Pappu’s Marriage

    Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Pappu replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His […]

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    joke2

    Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya. Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!! bf to gf . Tujhe Yahan Se Delhi Jaane […]

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    Relationship Jokes

    I Deleted one Of My Friend’s Number From My Phone book Bcoz Of some Misunderstanding Between Us. Today I Received A Friendship Msg From An Unknown Number. …I Replied ‘WHO R U’? The Reply Made Me Cry.. “Idiot Dont U Even Know The Spelling Of ‘HOW’..? I Am Fine Dude..” ”REAL FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END” […]

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    Love or Fear (part 3)

    How to overcome Fear It is not an easy task. One has to go through layers and layers of various fears, to be able to come to the center of your being, where there is love, where there is peace. Awareness, understanding, courage, and total acceptance of what is, are the few tools to overcome […]

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    Love or Fear ( part 2)

    Love needs an effort, needs awareness, needs commitment. Fear needs nothing. It comes and goes without any effort or difficulty. Hence, one needs to do some work on oneself, in order to shift from fear consciousness to love consciousness. While love is also a natural phenomenon, it tends to get corrupted by fear, like a […]