I Deleted one Of My Friend’s Number From My Phone book
Bcoz Of some Misunderstanding Between Us.
Today I Received A Friendship Msg
From An Unknown Number.
…I Replied ‘WHO R U’?
The Reply Made Me Cry..
“Idiot Dont U Even Know The Spelling Of ‘HOW’..? I Am Fine Dude..”
”REAL FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END”
So Don’t Lose Ur Friends…
Why are women bad drivers?
Because the moment they touch the gear, their mind goes some place else!
BOY called his girlfriend on phone..
Her dad picked the call.. omg!!
Dad: Hello. Who is this?
Boy: “main amitabh bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir..”
Dad: ohh… oh… (in excitemnt, gave phone to her)
Boy: “the question is: where will u meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall”
Girl: “Option a”
Boy : “thank you.. aur apka time khatam..