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Relationship Jokes

I Deleted one Of My Friend’s Number From My Phone book
Bcoz Of some Misunderstanding Between Us.
Today I Received A Friendship Msg
From An Unknown Number.

…I Replied ‘WHO R U’?

The Reply Made Me Cry..

“Idiot Dont U Even Know The Spelling Of ‘HOW’..? I Am Fine Dude..”
”REAL FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END”
So Don’t Lose Ur Friends…

Why are women bad drivers?
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Because the moment they touch the gear, their mind goes some place else!

 

BOY called his girlfriend on phone..
Her dad picked the call.. omg!!

Dad: Hello. Who is this?

Boy: “main amitabh bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir..”

Dad: ohh… oh… (in excitemnt, gave phone to her)

Boy: “the question is: where will u meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall”

Girl: “Option a”

Boy : “thank you.. aur apka time khatam..

 

                                                                                                              Want Some More Fun…………

 

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