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Weird Think About Facebook

                  Different types of people on Facebook

  1. The “Lurker” -Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything.
  2. The”Hyena” -Doesn’t ever really say anything. Just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
  3. “MR/MS Popular” -Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
  4. The “Gamer” -Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc.,ALL DAY.
  5. The “Prophet” -Every post makes reference to God.
  6. The “Thief ” -Steals status updates and will probably steal this one…
  7. The “Cynic” -Hates their life and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
  8. The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
  9. The “Promoter” -Always send event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
  10. The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the ” like” button.
  11. The “Hater” -Every post revolves around someone hating them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.
  12. The “Anti-Proofreader” – This person would benefit greatly from spellcheck, and sometime you feel bad for them because you know if they were typing fast, or really can’t spell.
  13. “Drama Queen/King” -This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this” or “they gonna make me snap today,” in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…. but then they never finish telling the story.
  14. “Womp Womp” -This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is.
  15. The ” News” -Always updates you on  they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.
  16. The “Rooster” -Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” everyday.

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